What if there's a fire and the sprinklers go off on the box of dehydrated orphans?

Love your attitude :)

Lol :) thanks. Glad you're here now... where you been?? ;)

I had to go make a sandwich to get my brain working again.

Ohhh... that makes sense for me ... nice of you to finally show up :/ 

Have you inhaled your pizza, yet?

Lol :) I can't order a pizza where I live...  is no one delivering out  here. Well, delivery men are  chumps and I will just eat some olives then.  I'm not mad about it :/ 

Do they not deliver because of maraudering bears?

Yes ... and if that not the reason why, I sure as faaak cannot  come with better reason... it's all about the merigold bears  then ... I fought my auto correct on that M word... I lost. Merigold Then :(

I'm guessing you're in Canada. I read about those "growler" bears, a cross from grizzlies and polar bears. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 14, 2017 4:42 PM MST

Winner winner chicken dinner :) why doesnt  pizza rhyme with winner:/  lol yes , Canadian.. good guessing .

I had a friend here who moved back there, to Newfoundland.

I've never been that part of Canada.. I live in boring part, Ontario ..: meh ..don't  hate me cos I'm  boring :(

There used to be a cartoon show called O Canada. They were made by Canadians. Really unique and good. I still have some of them on vhs tapes. And a movie called Jesus of Montreal. In French, English subtitles. Very controversial, but excellent. And you're not boring, lol.