A written signed affidavit stating that donjohn is innocent of whatever they plan to charge him with?
Now seriously would You accept that from a known compulsive serial LIAR? What is he so afraid of? Perjuring himself? He does that every time he opens his mouth. The desperation mounts. The hot seat gets hotter. What convoluted excuse will he or his mouthpieces come up with to avoid facing Mueller or his staff? This should get very interesting/entertaining. The extent of his desperation is manifested by these absurd "alternatives". They will get absurder as he gets scareder! You know how women who can't bear children get surrogates to do it for them? Maybe the donjohn can get a surrogate prez to sit down with Mueller man-to-man, mano a mano, and face the music? SIGH. The guy is a frightened old man who needs protection. Alas he needs protection from himself most of all and no one can provide that because he won't allow it. He doesn't read. He doesn't listen. He doesn't heed anyone. He is an island unto himself. :(
