When we ran into Mavis some of us thought she must have had a secret sex-change operation and not told us about it. That would be just like Mavis.
I noticed Bambi getting a little excited too - I mean, what a simply enormous erection!
But, false alarm! Mavis, good old Mavis, had misconstrued, and was wearing an old dunce’s hat rather than the preferred pink woollen one, because she was allergic to wool.