Simplicty 103 (it rhymes). "It is so because I say so". To pass the course/get a degree all ya gotta do is memorize it. See? Simple right?

Don't strain the brain. No need. Just memorize and repeat after me "it is so because I say it is so". Voila! That will take you through any crisis anywhere. The "I" is of course any guy who can convince folks that he is the only authority about what is and everyone else is a bullsh** liar.  Bet ya didn't know getting a college degree would so very easy didja?