Of course the INESCAPABLE corollary to that is that all women are always guilty of lying because if all the men whom they accuse are ALWAYS innocent because the donjohn says they of necessity are and without a doubt are then all women are liars. That isn't so hard to remember now is it? Repeat after me. "All men are always innocent of any accusations and all women who accuse them are always liars". Easy to remember. Pass it along to your children. Make sure they do not forget it. The boys will love it. Your daughters might cry but just knock 'em around for awhile or smack them and they'll eventually accept it. It matters. It's important. SIGH :(
