WOW! I Googled "are guns phallic symbols"! I got a lot more than I expected. I guess everyone knows they are. Right?

Here's a couple of interesting headers

A Short History of Guns and Sexual Inadequacy

Penis Theory of Gun Ownership

I'm not making it up. Google for yourself.

OK. I get it. Now I know WHY more is better and bigger is better and too many is never enough.