Press briefings would be a riotious experience if either Rosie O'Donnell or Roseanne Barr were doofylucy's Press Secretary. Wouldn't they?

We'd get the absolute truth 24/7 foreverafter. It would be nice for a change and it would also be nice if doofylucy could not fire her. Job for life. Just like the Supremes. Just a thought to be considered in The Twilight Zone! :)