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If the john of don could just campaign his life away every day he would be happy as a clam at high tide. Why doesn't he do that 24/7?

He loves the roar of the crowd. He loves the adulation. He loves repeating himself incessantly and having the crowd react so positively. Per the john he LOVES it bigly yooogely fiercely. " Lock her up. The Democrats are to blame for everything. The wall will be built. Only I can do it for you. Trust me. Believe me. Everyone lies but me. I am your only source of truth and justice and facts. Believe no one else only me and I will be your salvation. Aren't I the most wonderful president you've ever had or ever will? I have done more for this country than any other president. I have been tougher on Russia than any other president. Read the National Enquirer. I believe whatever is printed in it.  Watch Fox News and Fox&Friends. They are our friends. They tell it like it is according to me. They won't burn us. They might cut us off after 30 minutes because we are rambling and making a total fool of ourselves but they won't ever turn on us if they know what's good for them. The hit job on Michael Cohen that the National Enquirer is publishing is a devious dark deep conspiracy developed and promulgated by my haters. They are just jealous of my wondrousness.  Michael is a good man. I treated him like crap for years but he knows deep down I love him. Yadayadayadayadayadayada.

Posted - May 1, 2018

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