It is absurdly ridiculous and absolutely insane to invent a scenario like that and get people to believe it. Yet here it is in the flesh. Every obese pound of it! So I sit corrected. We have a dodo bird prez.
DoDo
Any of several flightless clumsy extinct birds...related to pigeons but about the size of a turkey
A dull-witted slow-reacting person
A person with old-fashioned conservative or outmoded ideas
A thing that is outmoded or obsolete
