Be EXECUTIVE ORDER let Bimbo don allow only ONE STYLE OF WRITING so that all authors will conform to a strict set of rules and any deviation will result in imprisonment for life. That ought to stop those whippersnappers from trying to be creative/inventive/unique and set themselves apart from others who all think alike talk alike act alike look alike. How fun a world would that be for thee? All writing styles thrown out and ONE would be legal. Oh frabjous joyful day! Sheesh!
