No matter what heinous evil thing you are accused of, just deny it. Say you didn't do it. King don will believe you 100%. Swell?

What could possibly go wrong with such a guy negotiating all the deals with world leaders? Assad denies he has murdered his own people. Vlad denies he meddled with the 2016 election. Sexual perverts say everything was consensual. Just deny whatever it is and you have a guy 100% in your corner. 100% of the time. Isn't that wunnerful?