Two women who had roomed together in college got together after 20 years and were catching up on the news. The first woman said, "I graduated and married a doctor who became extremely wealthy." The second woman replied, " Fantastic!" Being thusly encouraged, the first woman continued, "We had two children. The oldest is a presidential advisor and probably has more influence than anyone else in the country. The youngest is a neurosurgeon and probably the leading researcher in the country." The second replied, "Fantastic!" The first woman continued, "I have taken an interest in various causes and am probably the best fundraiser around." The second replied, "Fantastic!" Pausing for breath and to be polite the first woman said, "what have you been doing for the last 20 years?" The second woman said ,"Well, I went to charm school." The first woman inquired as to what the other woman had learned in charm school. "The first thing they taught me was to say Fantastic! instead of bullsh*t."
