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The trumpican bible will be humongous! Transcripts of all campaign rallies/appearances/twitter feeds/new conferences et al. Why not?

All his wisdom captured in one place. All his phone "appearances" on Fox. All his interviews. All his comments. Every single word he has uttered since he began his run for the gold and ginned up the Birther Movement. Was that in 2013? Whatever. So he talks a lot and tweets a lot so there will be trillions of words for the devoted to memorize. Just as they memorize verses in the bible of their religion so too will they memorize the words of their leader. If folks haven't already collected all those precious utterings and want to publish them they better get started. They could publish them in  chronological sequence just like the Harry Potter series. From as early as they could get his words. When he called in pretending he was press agent for Donald Trump and breathlessly told the person at the other end of the line how women loved dating him and how brilliant he was and what a success he was. Maybe as far back as what he said when he was 13 and shipped off to Military School. As well as all his report cards because he is a self-admitted "stable genius" so his grades would be spectacular. He could include his birth certificate, marriage licenses, divorce decrees, lawsuits, real estate transactions, testimonials from all his friend(s ). It would be the single bigliest publication of anything anywhere anytime for all time. Maybe  Bob Mueller could contribute everything he has on super don too. Boggles the mind but the devoted loyalists will buy it  and make it a best-seller. Right?

Posted - October 13, 2018

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