Y'all will be expected to subscribe of course. Your names will be taken and a report given to the John of Don to make sure all you loyal folks show your loyalty by paying to see/hear all the "news" that's fit per him. You don't wanna waste your time on anything of which he disapproves because he'll be taking the name of all youse who dooze. SIGH. Don't worry about the cost or if you can afford it. Take out a mortgage. Use the kids' college funds. Withdraw your savings and investments. You can't afford NOT to subscribe. It could be worse. He could request the head of your first born on a golden plate served directly in person to him by you to prove your loyalty to him.
