Ya got only two things to memorize! DEFEND everything puppet boy does/sez.ATTACK everyone who doesn't agree. Simple as it could be! Do ya?

That is the entiretly of the puppet boy demands. ALWAYS and ALWAYS. Always defend. Always attack. It doesn't take a genius or HIGH IQ anyone to do that. Anyone can memorize two things. Never expand. Never contract. Always suck up or Always whack whack whack. Simplicity is key. There is beauty in it. It does not tax the brain in any way. Perfect for folks who hate to waste time thinking.