Didja hear the one about the boy who cried WOLF once too often? What happens when the wolf really is at don's door. Wouldja believe him?

Talk about junk food I doubt any self-respecting wolf would take a nibble. I just hope the don is long-gone before we have a REAL national emergency. He'd be useless. He is only good at creating problems. Not solving them. Thank you for your reply L! :)