Just keep printing money for liddle donny d alone.
You say that's outrageous and illegal? What's your point? So what? Everything about him is illegal.
Wait for it. You saw it here first. Coming to your local theater. Headlines worldwide.
LIDDLE DONNY D WORLD'S FIRST TRILLIONAIRE
Heck why stop there? How about SEPTILLIONAIRE? He's in his 70's after all
So say it happens. Will his adoring worshippers back him uo and cheer him on and not mind? Whatcha think?