T'would be such a miracle if "the POWER that be" would afflict liddle donny d with APHASIA! Both tongue and thumb. Because?

He could talk and tweet all he wanted and no one would understand a word. It would be gibberish. He would think he was communicating so he'd be happy as can be. So would we. His tweets and words would be replete with nefeve cofeve befeve refeve ofeve prefeve antifeve profeve confeve. See? How did that anger you? It didn't because it's nonsense. SIGH. One can hope.