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Element 99

When you opened that cup of yoghurt, how did you realize it's not?

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Posted - April 3, 2019
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  • 10642
    I don't eat that stuff.  What kind of a name is "Gurt" anyhow?  And I have yet to see anyone walk up toit and say  "yo".  (as in, "yo, Gurt").  To me it's in the same classification as Tofu (or as I call it, "toe jam)!
      April 3, 2019 5:45 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I hate to sound like Randy, but it is Ghert, is it not? LOL
      April 4, 2019 2:46 AM MDT
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  • 10642
    Should I have said "gut" instead.. as in, "Yo, Gut"?  Trust me here, you do NOT want to walk up to someone and say, "yo, Gut" unless you want to become part of the pavement.
      April 4, 2019 9:42 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    When I saw the "h" in the name.  It's yogurt in my neck of the woods.
      April 3, 2019 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    It is an alternate spelling. Read the question fast. You might get the joke. It' snot.

    yo·gurt
    /ˈyōɡərt/
    noun
    noun: yoghurt

    a semisolid sourish food prepared from milk fermented by added bacteria, often sweetened and flavored.
    "low-fat yogurt"

    Origin
    early 17th century: from Turkish yoǧurt .
    Translate yoghurt to
    noun

    1. йогурт

    Use over time for: yoghurt This post was edited by Element 99 at April 4, 2019 2:46 AM MDT
      April 3, 2019 7:57 PM MDT
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  • Oh good...I read this earlier and thought I was dumb for not getting the joke... but it’s a dumb joke ;)
      April 3, 2019 8:02 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    WHAT?...A dumb joke from me? May the mosquitoes of a thousand caribou infest your groin.
      April 3, 2019 8:05 PM MDT
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  • Dad jokes

      April 3, 2019 8:07 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    HUH?
      April 3, 2019 8:08 PM MDT
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  • TURN UP YOUR HEARING AID, MISTER
      April 3, 2019 8:10 PM MDT
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  • 44619
    Yikes...quit yelling.
      April 3, 2019 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    i love this.
      April 4, 2019 2:45 AM MDT
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  • 44619
      April 4, 2019 8:34 AM MDT
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  • 46117
    Yo! Gert.  I thought you were Gert.  Sorry.  My bad.
      April 4, 2019 2:44 AM MDT
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  • SORRY..shhhhhhh
      April 3, 2019 8:15 PM MDT
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