"The life, the times, the deeds, the misdeeds of the conspiring colluding obstructionist president." Grab ya?

Of course the old man will write his own book ( 100% ghosted by someone else because he doesn't know HOW to write and he is LAZY) and change the title to something less cumbersome like, say" The Life of the Greatest Man Who Ever Lived or Ever Will...Donald John Trump " Modesty forbids him from titling it what he really thinks of himself! .