I wonder how the lying bums who spent their entire lives HARMING others can possibly think their Heavenly Father will let them into Heaven?

Unless of course their "heavenly father" lives down in the other place where it never gets hot enough to suit him? Could be. Who knows? I mean seriously what kind of Heavenly Father would tolerate despicable people doing despicable things? Unless he is like them in which case that makes a lotta sense.