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Benedict Arnold

Why, oh why, can I never get that little straw to puncture the Capri-Sun juice bag correctly? I hate myself. 6 year-olds can do it. UGH!

Posted - August 17, 2019
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  • 9871
    Put down that sugary juice and focus on proper nutrition. It will give you the strength and agility you currently seem to lack.
      August 17, 2019 3:09 PM MDT
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  • Yeah. 
    I give up. 
    I'm getting a wine cooler. 
    They may not have much nutrition,
    but at least they have alcohol...and no damn straws.
      August 17, 2019 3:26 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Have you learned nothing from me, monkey? 



    Just tear off the corner and suck it 
    lol
    This post was edited by Jon at August 17, 2019 4:27 PM MDT
      August 17, 2019 3:50 PM MDT
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  • Holy oral fixation Batman! 
    How did I not think of that?
    I owe you one.
      August 17, 2019 4:27 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Hmmm Let me think about that 


    I'm sure that you and I can come up with something spectacular and fun  :D 

      August 17, 2019 5:11 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Because you know, deep in your very giving heart that the little container you are drinking from does and will, in some form or another, end up in the ocean or a landfill.
    Iced green tea in a glass might be better for quenching your thirst.  
    The best would be a glass of water, hun.  Enjoy it while you can still get it without a fight. 
      August 17, 2019 4:20 PM MDT
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  • I love a lot of different drinks. 

    Chocolate milk, Pina Coladas, iced tead, Cran-apple juice, Dr. Pepper,

    but nothing refreshes like ice cold water.
      August 17, 2019 4:35 PM MDT
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  • I hated those damn things. I could never get the straw in without breaking it.  They were fun to out on the floor and stomp on though to douse your enemies in sugar water.
      August 18, 2019 6:20 AM MDT
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