As well as pretending to be offended by her use of the word ABSURD for something that was in fact EXTREMELY ABSURD?
The guy clearly has no clue what words mean. He just barfs them up in no particular order with no knowledge of meaning or context. He believes he has spoke and that is that and whatever he says goes and whatever he says should go better go or else.
I believe culture-wise chump is an illiterate. Sure he uses words and can read (how do we know he can read? He says he doesn't like to read and doesn't. Maybe he doesn't know how. I wouldn't be surprised.)
Anyway if you don't read and learn and become more than you were before you are just treading water floating existing and not contributing anything.
There are requirements to being cultured.
CULTURE
"The quality in a person or society that arises from a concern for what is regarded as excellent in ARTS, LETTERS,MANNERS,SCHOLARLY PURSUITS, ETC."
Development or improvement of the mind by education or training
Now I ask you does any of that show up in chump? So he is not a cultured person and therefore to me he is an illiterate. I have spoke.