The steadfast jacka** must be very confincing to those who are always anxious and eager to buy whever he is selling. He doesn't have to sell. He just has to open his mouth and make whatever soundsa abound within. His customers are presold no matter what he manufactures.
Are they born that way or is he just another Pied Piper leading children to their doom...a watery death?
Anyone have a clue why they are that way? Unreachable by anyone or anything but him. Queer. Peculiar. Odd. Mysterious. Evil?