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Benedict Arnold

BREAKING NEWS! The Navy just confirmed their "Unidentified Aerial Phenomena" to be monkeys flying out of my butt. Who'd have guessed?

Posted - September 19, 2019
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  • 2836
    Oh? I saw the video and they said it was white tic-tac, egg-like thing.  
    I have my own theories. Aside from the occasional sitings of the infamous Winnebago, there has been a rash of UAPs with surprising eye-witness testimonies.
      September 19, 2019 4:59 PM MDT
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  • ACK ACK ACK!  ACK ACK!
      September 19, 2019 5:15 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    Good God!   
    This is what Joan Rivers would look like if she came back from the dead,

    BRAINSSSSSSSSSS
      September 19, 2019 5:23 PM MDT
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  •   September 19, 2019 5:53 PM MDT
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  • 2836
    HAHAHA

    SEE?! I TOLD YOU! Look at her head. Same shape
      September 19, 2019 6:08 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Just how many monkeys were in there, pray tell?
      September 19, 2019 5:59 PM MDT
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