Discussion»Questions»Current Events and News» BREAKING NEWS! The Navy just confirmed their "Unidentified Aerial Phenomena" to be monkeys flying out of my butt. Who'd have guessed?
Oh? I saw the video and they said it was white tic-tac, egg-like thing. I have my own theories. Aside from the occasional sitings of the infamous Winnebago, there has been a rash of UAPs with surprising eye-witness testimonies.