The donnyjonny tumbleweed is worshipped by millions of homo saps. Can you imagine anything MORE ABSURD than that? A mindless pointless heartless thing that goes whichever way others blow. Erratic irrational and can be very damaging to anything that gets in its way. That would be donnyjonny.
Imagine a huge windstorm and you are driving down a road when suddenly a big old fat tumbleweed hits your car. How much damage can a tumbleweed do?
