Ya know how the trump never lets go of a slight? Being as how he is always the elephant in every room he never forgets. What if he weren't?

What if he could just wish/change what he is what kind of animal d'ya think would do better for him since the elephant thingy clearly ain't workin'?

Tiger
Rhino
Platypus
Spider
Snake
Hummingbird
Bugs Bunny
Porky Pig
GOOFY

I know the last 3 listed are CARTOON characters but so is he so mebbe that's what he should wish to be.
POPEYE? BATMAN? SUPERMAN? THE JOKER? YODA? DARTH VADER? THE WIZARD OF OZ? THE WICKED WITCH? The latter would be a genderbender but I think the trump is always in touch with the female side of him so it shouldn't be an impossible thing to effect.