Of the following possibilities if you could be any EST in the world which EST would you choose and why?

SMARTEST
KINDEST
BRAVEST
HONESTEST
LOVINGEST
TALENTEDEST
FUNNIEST
HELPFULEST
RICHEST
MEANEST
EVILEST
SUCCESSFULEST
MEMORABLEST
SWEETEST
LOYALEST
BELOVEDEST
BOLDEST
CLEVEREST
DEPENDABLEST
GIVINGEST
FORGIVINGEST
CRUELEST
BEAUTIFULEST
STRONGEST
UGLIEST
COLDEST
HEARTLESSEST
CONCEITEDEST
DISHONESTEST
LYINGEST
CONFUSEDEST
IMPOTENTEST
INEPTEST
DUMBEST
SCAREDEST
TERRIFIEDEST
SHOOTINGEST
MURDERINGEST
HUNTINGEST
KILLINGEST
FATTEST
THINEST

OR ANY OTHER EST YOU FANCY