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Remember Jabba the Hut? The enormously fat sloth in Star Wars? He could butt crush anyone to death. Could don butt crush next?

Of course he'd have to stand up and have others put the soon-to-be dead target down and then sit back down but he has plenty of obedient toady sycophants to do all the heavy lifting he needs. You speak out and he doesn't like what you say? Watch out. His butt will meet your body and you will no longer be. Oh gee! How fun. He could butt crush more than one at a time. Maybe get an award for that?

Posted - November 27, 2019

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