You are patriotic IF AND ONLY IF you support whatever 4D sez/doez WITHOUT QUESTION.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
Which means your primary allegiance is to Vlad Putin/Russia/Despot Dictators/FASCISTS.
Anyone who doesn't know this hasn't been paying attention. Vodka. Borscht. Caviar. Siberia. Murdering dissidents. Meddling in everything anything anytime all the time.
Ballet Russe
Dr. Zivago
The Brothers KARAMAZOV
"Russia if you're listening....."
He said he didn't do it AND I BELIEVE HIM
CZAR
Russian Rye
Russian River
Moscow on the Hudson
Moscow mitch son of an itch
Moscow Mule