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What would Chuck Norris do? (Jesus had a bumper sticker WWCND on his donkey cart.)

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Posted - December 4, 2019
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  • 1152
    Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups...the Earth retreats from his awesomeness.
      December 4, 2019 2:07 PM MST
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  • 46117
    He would write a book about himself worshipping presidents.  He worshipped Bush.  Then he voted for Trump.  

    I don't think I give a rat's what Chuck does.  
      December 4, 2019 2:26 PM MST
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  • 1152
    I think this thread was intended as humor.

    (From Know Your Meme)

    "Chuck Norris Facts are a series of satirical factoids and hyperbolic claims[5] that characterize the American celebrity, martial artist, and actor, Chuck Norris, as an extremely tough, virile and alpha-male archetype.[6] Since its initial appearance on Something Awful in 2005[4], the joke has gone viral worldwide[7][14][15][17] and inspired numerous spin-off jokes centered around other celebrities."
      December 4, 2019 5:48 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Yes...it was in jest. Did you know that the shock-wave created by one of his round-house kicks can be seen in space? This post was edited by Element 99 at December 7, 2019 3:51 PM MST
      December 4, 2019 5:51 PM MST
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  • 1152
    No, I didn't.

    However, I did learn that his tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries...
      December 4, 2019 5:57 PM MST
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  • 44619
    And he has a night light...the dark is afraid of him.
      December 4, 2019 5:59 PM MST
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  • 34283
    Chuck Norris and Superman made a bet on an armwrestling match. The looser had to wear his underwear outside of his clothes.
      December 4, 2019 5:58 PM MST
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  • 44619
    Chuck Norris doesen't wear underwear...it wears him.
      December 4, 2019 7:26 PM MST
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