Is HE** clothing-optional? It's hot as HE** there you know so you need be cold.
Who loves HOT a lot? Y'all who do will be especially happy with your new digs...eternal and everlasting and endless and forever and beyond to infinity and back again and again and again. HOT HOT HOT. Ice cubes are unknown down there. Air conditiong. Fans. Cool breezes. Cold water. Every that's aught is hot. Anything that's naught doesn't exist "down there".