He doesn't have a crown to wear and is getting a bit testy that y'all haven't come through for him on that. It will have to be the grandest crown that anyone ever had on his/her head. Jeweled beyond imagination and worth it's weight in gold. Oh and a new thing thing too.
On some islands the natives pay the king his weight in gold every year. He is weighed and of course it behooves him to fatten up which he does and weighs easily in excess of 300 lbs. The don of john is already beyond. So on his birthday every year make sure you set enough aside to pay your share. He will be tracking y'all and taking notes so don't think you can put anything past him. When it comes to money he doesn't let anything get in the way of his having more. So statues and a crown and his weight in gold. He'll come up with other ways you can show your devotion. They will all involve money.
