First of all the number of lies is amazing.
Second of all the nature of the lies is beyond counting. He lies about everything anything something nothing 24/7. They flow from his lips without ever passing through a filter or a brain or an editor or a "common sense" erator. He opens his mouth and lies sally forth solly forth without a pause to refresh. An amazing lie erator. As he ages he gets better at it. Faster lies, louder lies, more "creative" lies, audacious lies, mendacious lies (I know double double), outrageous lies, friggin dumba** lies, all more beautiful than the ones before. His audience thrives on his lies. So wise.
Where wil itl end? In his passing on to the great beyond? Are you kidding me? Of course not. There he will find his true forever niche as eternity's most lying sonnama biche one could ever wishe to encounter.
They broke the mold with him. One only and he is it.
