You and your conspiracy theory nutjob wackadoodles are crazy. Me and mine are perfectly sane. Right? Isn't that how it goes for y'all?

Of course it do. Y'all be right about da birther ting and all that deep dark state conspiracy but de udder what you don't like be way way way wrong.

Inane.
Profane.
Insane

And so it goes. Don't it though? And so it goes.