Of course you will follow the deadhead anywhere and you do plan to take your children with you right?
So how ya gonna do it? Hold hands and jump together as a family? Send the kids ahead first over the edge? Parents first and then your kids will follow you over and down?
Of course the deadhead won't really jump. Too cowardly. But to prove your loyalty to him it's worth your life and the lives of your kids right? Somewhere out in the great beyond you will be rewarded for it. Now after all the 41% of y'all have jumped I expect the deadhead will get on a plane and fly to somewhere else and live a very comfy cozy life. Don'tcha just love happy endings?
