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Benedict Arnold

How am I supposed to get drunkish on wine when my stomach is full of stuffing and potatoes? This is NOT fair.

Posted - December 25, 2019
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  • 46117
    Stick finger down throat.  

    Simple.  

    Then fill to the brim with wine.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 25, 2019 8:42 PM MST
      December 25, 2019 8:24 PM MST
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  • TRIGGERED It took me years of therapy to get over my eating disorder and now you’re trying to pull me back in.. TRIGGERED!!! 

     






    also I’m kidding, good idea :) 

      December 25, 2019 8:26 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I would NEVER ask you to do something I have not done myself.  

    I am a great role model.  
      December 25, 2019 8:28 PM MST
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  • Oh I’ve done it lots lol. I just don’t feel like it now Cos I’ve already had some wine and I don’t want to waste it by vomiting. That’s wasteful. 
      December 25, 2019 8:35 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Beyond wasteful. 

    Do you have any Listerine in the medicine cabinet?  It makes a good chaser if you run out.  Just add ice.  
      December 25, 2019 8:38 PM MST
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  • I have 3 cases of wine in my basement.. if I run out.. I’ll be dead.
      December 25, 2019 8:39 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Well, then STICK YOUR FREAKING FINGER DOWN YOUR THROAT.  GOD.  

    Sorry, I am just jealous that you have your own wine cave.    

    I have the equivalent.  I have 400 dollars worth of sweet science pills and they only take up about two inches of space in my cabinet, don't need no cave or anything.

    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 25, 2019 9:07 PM MST
      December 25, 2019 8:43 PM MST
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  • I make my own wine, that’s why I have so much. The kind I make now is really good. When I first started making wine it just taste like juice but I’ve got it figured out over the years. NOT JUICE! 
      December 25, 2019 9:08 PM MST
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  • 7831
    You don't get drunkish! It's possible to have a great time and not get drunkish. PUT THAT BOTTLE DOWN!!!
      December 25, 2019 8:26 PM MST
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  • Zack, I haven’t been drunkish  in weeks and I finally don’t have a house full of people after 3 days of madness. I want drunkish time... STAT! 
      December 25, 2019 8:28 PM MST
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  • 7831
    Then you're doing GREAT!!
      December 25, 2019 8:30 PM MST
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  • Yay! Merry Christmas, Zack :)
      December 25, 2019 8:34 PM MST
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  • Burn it off by dancing with me Bluetooth unicorn.
      December 25, 2019 8:41 PM MST
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