Yep. Those "birds" are really reptiles that are very dangerous.
The names are many but they really weren't "birds" as we know them today.
Some of those REPTILES that you see today in Dumb City D.C. are direct descendants of the following:
PTEROSAURS
PTERODACTYL
PTERANODON
MICRORAPTOR
RAHONAVIS
ARCHAEOPTERYS
SAPEONIS
JEHOLOMIS
EOCONFUCIUSOMIS
CONFUCIOMIS
THEY FLY THROUGH THE SKIES POOPING EVERYWHERE ON EVERYTHING WHICH ACCOUNTS FOR STENCH AND THE PILES AND MOUNTAINS OF SH** YOU WILL SEE THERE.
DUMB DON BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LIFE. HE IS A REACTIONARY EXTRAORDINAIRE. GOING BACK TO YESTERDAY FAR FAR FAR BACK.
They were thought to be birds which is why they are "ptero" but in fact aren't. The name stuck.
Or so we are told. Now do people lie? Dam* straight. Always did always will. Maybe there never were any dinosaurs or pteros. Fantasy alternate reality. Maybe there were. How do we know?
Well we know what is in dumb city ain't human beings. They are shapeshifters and what they are in reality is too ugly to see so they cloak themselves in "acceptable" form.
It's possible. Anything is possible. Dumb don is the president. I rest my case.
