Millions and millions and millions of them all in a row bobbleheading vertically faster and faster and faster. Now that is worth a parade. Forget about showing off tanks and planes show of the peeps.
Goosestep to the music of Ted Nuegent. Every single dumb don peep is ordered to show up to prove his/her loyalaty to the massa king. That will be a parade of the ages and dumb don will make sure it is never forgotten. Ever marched before?