Elvis lives!

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Evil Dead Trilogy

The Evil Dead (1981)
Evil Dead II (1987)...  moreEvil Dead Trilogy

The Evil Dead (1981)
Evil Dead II (1987)
Army of Darkness (1992)

   

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Jaw GobMawYapMugNutCanGamAbsPawHipGutVagTitA$$Arm pitRear endEye socketEye lashesUpper lipLower lipToe nailBig toe Middle toe Little toePinkie toeEar lobeEar canalInner earEar drumRib cageArm boneLeg boneHip boneHip joint

close for missiles, I'm switching to guns.

Caution to the windTheir weight aroundTheir voiceDogs off the scentThe baby out with the bathwater 

I'll be too busy pursuing my dream of not working for you anymore.

Just give me five more minutes.

squirrel's nuts!

quadruple prickly-pointer

I know you love foreplay, but I only have five minutes, so I got you a sandwich.

Mulholland DriveWelland CanalRolland Moore ParkHelland, Norway

Ronald Spermenegger, freelance sperm donor

Milk jug and a doorknob? Why not!

You want I should break her legs, boss?

Aching back Ringing ears Flaking scalp Necrotizing fasciitis Burning eyes Wandering spleen Floating kidney Leaking bladder Wandering tooth Sleeping sickness Racing heart Rumbling stomach Chronic blushing Food poisoning Lead poisoning Hearing loss Bleeding ulcer

Stop sguirming, boyfriend! You're ruining our date.

Mark Zuckerberg's hairdo.

Disassemble

Sí

Your days are numbered Here today, gone tomorrow The turn of the centuryFlavor of the monthThe eleventh hourFive o'clock shadowA day late and a dollar shortTime flies when you're having funBorn yesterday Six ways to Sunday

Cheese HeadNo Grater Love

Proclaiming of the StewThe Merchant of Venison Much Ado about StuffingBig Macbeth and FriesWinter's Kale

As different as chalk and cheese Finger in every pie Flat as a pancake Nutty as a fruitcake Slow as molasses in January Thick as pea soup Warm as toast The big enchilada Carrot and stick Your goose is cooked Couch potato Go bananas Greatest thing since sl...  moreAs different as chalk and cheese Finger in every pie Flat as a pancake Nutty as a fruitcake Slow as molasses in January Thick as pea soup Warm as toast The big enchilada Carrot and stick Your goose is cooked Couch potato Go bananas Greatest thing since sliced bread Bigger fish to fry Icing on the cake Life is a bowl of cherries Make mincemeat out of Not worth a hill of beans Packed in like sardines That takes the cakePolish the apple That's the way the cookie crumbles Too many cooks spoil the broth The whole enchilada Don't know beans about A few sandwiches short of a picnic Cookie cutter houses Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth An apple a day keeps the doctor away Butter-side down Chew the fat Can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs  less

Quacking up

Bucket-o-CondomsOnly used once and collected by professionals. Many are washedbefore shipping.

Pork Butts and Taters

misspill

stop motion animation

I have 14 grasshoppers taped to my back!

Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at its zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters descend upon us.ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!