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Can you tell if your nuts are rancid? I usually go by the smell.

The best way to describe the odor is that spoiled nuts smell like paint.
It's a distinct and unpleasant odor. Animals who enjoy these tasty treats also utilize their olfactory senses to distinguish whether their nuts have gone bad.
Remember to practice food safety and enjoy your nuts before their shelf life has expired

Posted - February 19, 2020
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  • Yeah, anything after a couple of good slappings around per day without a shower gets pretty rank. xD
      February 19, 2020 12:47 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Try boiling them. It takes very little effort, yet it sanitizes them giving them a smooth, sheen
      February 19, 2020 9:42 PM MST
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  • I took your advice.  I think something went wrong. xD

      February 20, 2020 12:02 PM MST
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  • 2836
    In New Hampshire, we call that an hors d'oeuvres. It goes well with duck sauce
      February 21, 2020 9:57 AM MST
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  • Just like a fine expensive stinky cheese, I often enjoy the smell of rancid nuts.  Especially the ones you serve when we party.  I think you should package that smell of yours you are referring to.  I've always quite fancied it. 

     
      February 19, 2020 1:53 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Oooooooooooooooooo Weeeeeeeee! You're gonna love this stank I've been whipping up for you.  I know you're a connoisseur of fine nuts and this particular batch was designed for you. 
    This reminds me of your love of nuts. 
    I'm so happy right now all because of you!


      February 19, 2020 2:03 PM MST
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  • 44649
    You guys are nuts.
      February 19, 2020 5:34 PM MST
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  •   February 19, 2020 6:09 PM MST
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  • 2836
    And proud of it. I am proud of my nuts
      February 19, 2020 9:57 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I cannot tell.  There is a reason.  I have a RANCID NUT in Washington DC who stinks so rotten, I cannot smell any other rancid nuts.

    He is the BIGGEST and SMELLIEST NUT ever to be elected.  The stench can be smelled all the way to Denmark.


      February 19, 2020 5:23 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Somehow, I knew you were going to say something like that
      February 19, 2020 8:46 PM MST
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  • 46117
    LOL you have to admit, i do have a huge repertoire for so small a subject.  I do have a  plethora of ideas regarding Donald.  I own it.  

    I'm famous.  There are sites with haters of ME.  LOL  They are infuriated with how RUDE  I AM.  I am so proud. They are all Trump based deplorables who think I am so stupid.  LOL  I love it.  
      February 19, 2020 10:51 PM MST
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  • 44649
    We all love you here.
      February 20, 2020 12:59 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Then why are you thinking I am insulting you?  You are my role model.
      February 20, 2020 1:05 PM MST
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  • 44649
    It was in jest, just as was your remark. My sarcasm is only exceeded by yours.
      February 20, 2020 1:08 PM MST
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  • 46117
    OK.  I just have to check in with you once in a while.  Sometimes I think you take me wrongish.  
      February 20, 2020 1:10 PM MST
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  • 44649
    YOU? WRONG?
      February 20, 2020 1:24 PM MST
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  • Darlin', please.  You were our favorite raving lunatic way before Trump came along. :P
      February 20, 2020 1:06 PM MST
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  • 44649
    I did an experiment with my nut a few years ago. I exposed them to the element for a few months and the did not become rancid. For some reason, the local squirrels wouldn't eat them.
      February 19, 2020 5:38 PM MST
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  • 2836
    Ele, if you can't get a squirrel to nibble on your nuts, then let's face it, you're nose blind to the stank.

      February 19, 2020 8:48 PM MST
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  • 46117
    I second that emotion.  
      February 19, 2020 10:52 PM MST
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  • 44649
    What species is that? I'm a nature nut.
      February 20, 2020 12:57 PM MST
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  • 46117
    He looks like a Japanese Red Squirrel.  They are the best

    Image result for japanese red squirrel pics This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at February 21, 2020 8:57 AM MST
      February 20, 2020 1:11 PM MST
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  • 5391
    They get itchy first.  ;) 
      February 19, 2020 5:49 PM MST
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