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We know if dumb don were on the Titanic as it was sinking he'd shove aside women and children to get on a boat. No doubt!?

No doubt at all. He will never sacrifice himself for anything or anyone because sacrificing others or having them willingly sacrifice themselves for him is natural to him. He believes that is his due and nothing less than that will do. Le Droit du Seigneur!

In light of that truth what makes anyone think dumb don gives a rat's a** about anything like the impact of the Coronavirus on other human beings? Seriously. His only fury is that the stockmarket plunge will impact his re-election chances. PERIOD. END OF STORY. The best thing about dumb don is his charmingly dependable consistency isn't it?

Posted - February 28, 2020

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    He would declare that the ship was not sinking (fake news).
    He would assert that the democrats were spreading this fake news just to discredit him.
    He'd put a geologist in charge of fixing the "small nick". 
    He'd award a medal to the iceberg.
    When the water finally touched his feet, he'd board a helicopter and head to Mar-A-Lago.  There he'd' play a few rounds of golf before categorically deny that he even knew the ship (I've been on many ships,  Who's to say I was ever on that particular one?  Maybe I was, maybe I wasn't.  Who's to say?)
    He'd hold a rally and brag to his supporters that the tragedy could have been avoided had they used trump ships instead.
      February 28, 2020 10:13 AM MST
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