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Covid19. For the germaphobes out there, is this crisis absolute heaven, or is it absolute hell?


  They’re either saying




 


Or:





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Posted - March 21, 2020

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  • I may have to make a "CoronaVirus Positive" sign for the front lawn. :P
      March 21, 2020 2:01 PM MDT
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  • 53328


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      March 21, 2020 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    It's absolute hell.

    Must I stay six-feet away from my wife at all times? It isn't possible in bed, I'll tell you that. 

    ;P

     
      March 21, 2020 2:08 PM MDT
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  • 10650
    At least people don't look at me strangely for wearing a mask and gloves.
      March 21, 2020 3:02 PM MDT
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      Even the smallest of improvements imaginable are valid, Dear.  


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      March 21, 2020 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 10552
    As I cower in my bunker surrounded by 50 pallets of lysol, 50 pallets of bleach, 4,000 pallets of alcohol (90%), 50,000 cases of gloves, 82,000 packages of masks (N-95), and 100,000 cass of antiseptic wipes, I meekly say "I told you so!"  (now go away!  Further!  Further!  Keep going!  Further!)
      March 21, 2020 4:12 PM MDT
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  • The least suspected are always the biggest hoarders. :P
      March 21, 2020 5:31 PM MDT
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      This guy just announced to the world that he has one of the biggest stashes known!  Let’s go over there and get it!


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      March 21, 2020 5:49 PM MDT
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    Bring toilet paper! 
      March 21, 2020 11:05 PM MDT
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      Gee, that’s a good point; it’s not one of the items on your inventory. You know, it seems that would have or should have been on there already. Amateur hoarder. 

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      March 22, 2020 12:03 AM MDT
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  • 10552
    It used to be ... (sigh)..., but I have cats. This post was edited by Shuhak at March 22, 2020 9:34 AM MDT
      March 22, 2020 9:24 AM MDT
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  • 53328

      I’ve never had a cat, but I’ve heard about that particular and peculiar penchant of theirs.






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      March 22, 2020 9:33 AM MDT
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