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What are some examples of things that people say they’re borrowing when in reality they’re stealing them?


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Posted - March 27, 2020

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  • 17487
    Books.  No one returns books.  

    An egg or cup of sugar.

    A lighter.
      March 27, 2020 9:50 PM MDT
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  • 10137
    A tissue. Keep it, I don't want it back.
      March 27, 2020 10:34 PM MDT
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  • 53019

      Wait, wait, wait, wait, waaaaaaaaaait a second, you’re actually giving me something?  And doing so willingly?  I’ll treasure it forever!  (I’m so happy, folks.)



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      March 28, 2020 9:18 AM MDT
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  • 10502
    My time.  ("Excuse me, but might I borrow a bit of you your time?")

    I have yet to see anyone return it.
      March 27, 2020 11:40 PM MDT
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  • A cup of sugar.  I'll also be needing a cup. :P
      March 28, 2020 5:07 PM MDT
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  • 53019

      Lol!

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      March 28, 2020 10:57 PM MDT
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