Discussion»Questions»answerMug Members» Take your time, look over the pictures carefully. Which one of these is the guy who took your sandwiches and tildes and edited your posts?
You ain't got nuttin on me copper. I have proof. Randy D carelessly left his laptop open at the park and someone captured the escape. This may go viral. The first escape of Tildes caught on camera. ~ THE GREAT TILDE ESCAPE ~
Assistant District Attorney to Chief of Detectives: "Her identification of another suspect clears that Randolph D guy. The two don't look a thing alike."
Chief of Detectives: "I agree with you 100%. We'll release him immediately with our apologies for wasting his time, and put out an all-points bulletin for a morbidly obese guy with bad teeth. What about this supposed witness, this Jane S lady?"
Assistant District Attorney: "To tell you the truth, I've seen this before. She probably has a thing for Randolph, and she's protecting him by throwing us completely off his trail and pointing us to the heavyset guy. But, a photo line-up is a photo line-up, and if she says the suspect looks different than our guy, we have no choice."
Chief of Detectives: "You're onto something there. Did you see the way her eyes lit up when we mentioned Randolph? She fell all over herself convincing us that it was the other guy who did it."
Assistant District Attorney: "What is it with these handsome guys? I could never understand their hold on women, How do they do it?"
Chief of Detectives: "Aw, forget about it. Handsome-schmandsome, Jane's a looker herself, not bad at all, if you ask me. She probably has a whole string of men after her, she'll most likely end up breaking Randolph's heart and leaving him for someone else one day. I've seen her types, too."