We know the white house performer is honest about one thing. He decides by listening to his gut (and arse). That where his "brains" are?

He doesn't govern by the seat of his pants

He governs with his arse and gut. The gurgling of digesting those cheeseburgers beautiful chocolate cake and ice cream are code to him. Only he understand what his gut and arse are advising. Only he can interpret the sounds by which he "decides".

Didja know?