The state with the highest FASTEST death rate wins. The closer you get to the exact number the better your chances of winning. Ain't it great? Why not make bigly bucks off of dying? The gut/arse guy makes money off everything he can grub unto himself. What could it hurt? Everyone says so!
Of course the gut/arse guy would FIX the lottery so he would always win. We know that. Don't we? Everything always accrues to him according to him because he is the be all and end of all.
