can someone help me with this peppa pig jigsaw puzzle

It looks more like Spam than Ham .
Its not for girls ,just Man.
They eat it straight from the can.
And mostly while driving their Van...
If caught by the Cops ,it's a Ban.
Thats when that sh*t hits the Fan.
Unless the driver goes on the Lamb. 
On his own or with his mate Dan. 
Lets hope he won't do that a'gan 
Not even with his wife Fran .
Or even his ole mucker Stan. 

Im wide awake and bored silly.. ...:) 
As you can tell most likely ...:(