Hopefully ,I've still to read my last book ......I'm actually saving it for later.........much,much,much,much,much,much,much,much ,much,much,much ,LATER :)D
It's all about money and nothing else....Who in their right mind would like to live like they have to?.In my parents home if you made a mess you cleared it up...The bile they will come out with trying to dumb it all down will be very amusing I think....He... moreIt's all about money and nothing else....Who in their right mind would like to live like they have to?.In my parents home if you made a mess you cleared it up...The bile they will come out with trying to dumb it all down will be very amusing I think....He should never ever just be let off the hook ,nomatter who he is or his parents are....
My dad knew a guy whose next door neighbor owned a goat....he washed aa old rubber police trench coat and hung it the wasing line to dry....the goat ate almost most of it....:)
I wasn't trying , I fink I actually typed it .....it's past midnight here at the moment and I'm in our cellar which has no window and the light don't work.....plus there is no moon tonight and I have my eyes closed and I'm wearing blackout glasses..... moreI wasn't trying , I fink I actually typed it .....it's past midnight here at the moment and I'm in our cellar which has no window and the light don't work.....plus there is no moon tonight and I have my eyes closed and I'm wearing blackout glasses....Can you see where I'm going with this answer now....:) I really don't want you to think you've broke me.....hehe...
Gunpowder or use compressed air to blow it off in one way or another...if either of those ways dont work buy a new pair.....:( Why when you buy a pair of glasses do you only get one set of them ? :( Its very deceptive advertis... moreGunpowder or use compressed air to blow it off in one way or another...if either of those ways dont work buy a new pair.....:( Why when you buy a pair of glasses do you only get one set of them ? :( Its very deceptive advertising , and they say all blondes are stoopid stewpid Don't no much......:(
It doesn't stick to all types of plastics..in fact the rotten stuff don't stick to anything I want it to stick so in stuck with it now myself.... I'm a'dhere little fing and also quite a hand full ,so think I should stop typing now.......lol
I don't now and never have let any kid play where my lawn use to be...The whole of my garden area is private still thank you very much....You can still get in though with the correct permit if I love you.... :)D
No Papa......I'm very frifty with my spends and I'm far far better at spending other people's money....Who I live with will quickly confirm that.......:)
You seem to forget that I'm still waiting for my little green Ribon you promised me years ago....now your Miss giving has come back to bite you on your arse...:(
In the not to distant future ,all wars will be about securing enough Blue Gold to bottle and sell for drinking only....to take a bath you will need to remortgage your home....:(
Not in these shoes and don't get me started about Platfoms .....and it Autumn now ,so just might Fool....Men are Idiots,not sure what the female equivalent is of them....Blonde Cutie Pie comes to mind ....:(
A boy stood on a burning deck.Eating a threepenny Walls .He dropped a bit .Upon his leg.And paralysed his Balls .......A threepenny Wall's was an icecream cone of yesteryear in my grand parents day....I use to know so many when I was at school...Now I nee... moreA boy stood on a burning deck.Eating a threepenny Walls .He dropped a bit .Upon his leg.And paralysed his Balls .......A threepenny Wall's was an icecream cone of yesteryear in my grand parents day....I use to know so many when I was at school...Now I need something to remember them all ,bye :(
I was a special needs baby they always told me........no matter what I saw I wanted....they learned quickly .....had to as I would never shut up other wise.....My parents and nearly back to normal now gawd b,ess um..they will be fully off all their antide... moreI was a special needs baby they always told me........no matter what I saw I wanted....they learned quickly .....had to as I would never shut up other wise.....My parents and nearly back to normal now gawd b,ess um..they will be fully off all their antidepressants soon as well I hear....hehe
I don't know.....I weren't even born for forty years ,so they tended not to tell me much until I was....then all they ever did was tell me off....God knows what they bothered as I was born with a full head of blonde hair...Surly that should have wised the... moreI don't know.....I weren't even born for forty years ,so they tended not to tell me much until I was....then all they ever did was tell me off....God knows what they bothered as I was born with a full head of blonde hair...Surly that should have wised them up a bit....:(
Trust you to notice, you do understand still what being paid to keep quiet means, mention my name and I'll be asking for all of my money back this time...Stew on that for a while ,but don't linger too longer..:(
We are no longer allowed to refer to them as from today as a Gin... moreWe are no longer allowed to refer to them as from today as a GingerBread Men....They now have to be called "GingerBread Persons" obviously after one of theses Ginger Biscuits complained that it's feeling was hurt.....It beggars belief that these retarded people in office have no other work todo......They must get bored of their crusts....over paid parasites springs to mind I think....Are their any stupid people in your goverments too ?
Very few are are understandable even by proper Engrish speaking ... moreVery few are are understandable even by proper Engrish speaking people, How do you lot in America get on with your southern drawl and other quaint language adaptations we often here on your films and news broadcasts....Does anyone have to same problem with our London speaking nice accents :) Hehe
But buissnes buy up all the Patents to stop them being marketed&... moreBut buissnes buy up all the Patents to stop them being marketed An English guy has invented lightweight aluminum batteries that can power heavy trucks and propeller planes.As you can imagine, the whole car industry is trying their best to stop him....How many other things are there that's been broughty just so they can't be used...
You'll be eaten by the tinest micro organism ,why then are human... moreYou'll be eaten by the tinest micro organism ,why then are humans so inferior to all these little hungry Devils.....are we just a food crop for things we cannot ever see...:(
and then catch another shipload....it's done to preserve fish st... moreand then catch another shipload....it's done to preserve fish stocks .....Do you think those that think up and administer these laws and rules are brainless and half witted morons....A new rule coming soon means they can't throw the dead fish back that been caught either....:(
If the world stoped buying all Japenese products for one week...... moreIf the world stoped buying all Japenese products for one week....this would surly help these evil people from murdering the worlds most beautiful creatures...
It's never shouted out to embarrass ...its said discretely to sa... moreIt's never shouted out to embarrass ...its said discretely to save embarrassment...Do you have simular saying in your country ?
Are they removed before being discharaged into our rivers or is ... moreAre they removed before being discharaged into our rivers or is just nature expected to deal with it ?
Strap your self to the chair Papa......one day you will fly of t... moreStrap your self to the chair Papa......one day you will fly of the chair in stead of the handle and then where would yew bee...:(
I'm off the Rails ,but on the right track up two a point.....it'... moreI'm off the Rails ,but on the right track up two a point.....it's then decission time to go round the bend or play it straight for once....:)
Hopefully ,I've still to read my last book ......I'm actually sa... moreHopefully ,I've still to read my last book ......I'm actually saving it for later.........much,much,much,much,much,much,much,much ,much,much,much ,LATER :)D
It's all about money and nothing else....Who in their right mind... moreIt's all about money and nothing else....Who in their right mind would like to live like they have to?.In my parents home if you made a mess you cleared it up...The bile they will come out with trying to dumb it all down will be very amusing I think....He should never ever just be let off the hook ,nomatter who he is or his parents are....
They really need to give him more air time so he can hang himsel... moreThey really need to give him more air time so he can hang himself good and proper
My dad knew a guy whose next door neighbor owned a goat....he wa... moreMy dad knew a guy whose next door neighbor owned a goat....he washed aa old rubber police trench coat and hung it the wasing line to dry....the goat ate almost most of it....:)
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You should not be smoking Papa.....it's a disgusting habit even ... moreYou should not be smoking Papa.....it's a disgusting habit even for a Monk....:(
I once knew another Jewish guy called Moe the Lawn...he was also... moreI once knew another Jewish guy called Moe the Lawn...he was also know as Auther Fence ...he too couldn't keep the kids of his grass. :(
You might just have one,but I have two ,so hands off unless you ... moreYou might just have one,but I have two ,so hands off unless you washed your hand and asked first.....hehe
Use a razor sharp scalpel and gently shave it off.... It does wo... moreUse a razor sharp scalpel and gently shave it off.... It does work if your careful...
I wasn't trying , I fink I actually typed it .....it's past midn... moreI wasn't trying , I fink I actually typed it .....it's past midnight here at the moment and I'm in our cellar which has no window and the light don't work.....plus there is no moon tonight and I have my eyes closed and I'm wearing blackout glasses....Can you see where I'm going with this answer now....:) I really don't want you to think you've broke me.....hehe...
Gunpowder or use compressed air to blow it off in one way or ano... moreGunpowder or use compressed air to blow it off in one way or another...if either of those ways dont work buy a new pair.....:( Why when you buy a pair of glasses do you only get one set of them ? :( Its very deceptive advertising , and they say all blondes are stoopid stewpid Don't no much......:(
It doesn't stick to all types of plastics..in fact the rotten st... moreIt doesn't stick to all types of plastics..in fact the rotten stuff don't stick to anything I want it to stick so in stuck with it now myself.... I'm a'dhere little fing and also quite a hand full ,so think I should stop typing now.......lol
I don't now and never have let any kid play where my lawn use to... moreI don't now and never have let any kid play where my lawn use to be...The whole of my garden area is private still thank you very much....You can still get in though with the correct permit if I love you.... :)D
ABBA......CUTE BLONDES are so special , ask Randy D if you don't... moreABBA......CUTE BLONDES are so special , ask Randy D if you don't believe me...:)D
No Papa......I'm very frifty with my spends and I'm far far bett... moreNo Papa......I'm very frifty with my spends and I'm far far better at spending other people's money....Who I live with will quickly confirm that.......:)
Yew didn't give me enough obviously...is this just another brag ... moreYew didn't give me enough obviously...is this just another brag about how much you've got to give a girl again....:(
You seem to forget that I'm still waiting for my little green Ri... moreYou seem to forget that I'm still waiting for my little green Ribon you promised me years ago....now your Miss giving has come back to bite you on your arse...:(
In the not to distant future ,all wars will be about securing en... moreIn the not to distant future ,all wars will be about securing enough Blue Gold to bottle and sell for drinking only....to take a bath you will need to remortgage your home....:(
I admire your honesty,but I saw him first on AB and was just wai... moreI admire your honesty,but I saw him first on AB and was just waiting for him to win my heart.....which looks like he just has...... :)
Not in these shoes and don't get me started about Platfoms ........ moreNot in these shoes and don't get me started about Platfoms .....and it Autumn now ,so just might Fool....Men are Idiots,not sure what the female equivalent is of them....Blonde Cutie Pie comes to mind ....:(
A boy stood on a burning deck.Eating a threepenny Walls .He drop... moreA boy stood on a burning deck.Eating a threepenny Walls .He dropped a bit .Upon his leg.And paralysed his Balls .......A threepenny Wall's was an icecream cone of yesteryear in my grand parents day....I use to know so many when I was at school...Now I need something to remember them all ,bye :(
It takes far to long to get to bed with every Knight.......the A... moreIt takes far to long to get to bed with every Knight.......the Amour is worth the weight if it's made of Gold...:)D
Don't forget your flippers then , as I don't like being kept wai... moreDon't forget your flippers then , as I don't like being kept waiting Papa....:(
I was a special needs baby they always told me........no matter ... moreI was a special needs baby they always told me........no matter what I saw I wanted....they learned quickly .....had to as I would never shut up other wise.....My parents and nearly back to normal now gawd b,ess um..they will be fully off all their antidepressants soon as well I hear....hehe
I don't know.....I weren't even born for forty years ,so they te... moreI don't know.....I weren't even born for forty years ,so they tended not to tell me much until I was....then all they ever did was tell me off....God knows what they bothered as I was born with a full head of blonde hair...Surly that should have wised them up a bit....:(
Trust you to notice, you do understand still what being paid to ... moreTrust you to notice, you do understand still what being paid to keep quiet means, mention my name and I'll be asking for all of my money back this time...Stew on that for a while ,but don't linger too longer..:(
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