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I'm trying to sleep and the birds won't shut up. Any ideas?

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Posted - June 16, 2020
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  • 7408
    Shoot them, or at least one as a warning to the rest. 
      June 16, 2020 6:36 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    If you shoot them and miss just one, it might go on to Twitter about tit..
      June 16, 2020 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    That’s fine, I won’t see it because I’m not allowed to be on social media anymore -_- . I miss Twitter sooo much lol. 
      June 16, 2020 7:16 PM MDT
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  • 313
    https://www.amazon.com/Twinkle-Star-Sweeper-Sprayer-TWIS3431/dp/B07D3T49YZ/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=garden+hose+jet&qid=1592510695&sr=8-2
    get this nozzle
      June 18, 2020 2:05 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Okay thanks, but shooting them seems easier and doesn’t waste water. 
      June 19, 2020 5:03 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    Foam earplugs. I use them so I can sleep when my wife is snoring.
      June 16, 2020 6:40 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Isnt there some danger of her choking though ? It would take a bag as well to stop that noise that way.... :( 

    Think of the cost as well :( 
      June 16, 2020 7:46 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    In my bloody EARS!
      June 16, 2020 9:42 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    Hold on, don't (((shout)))...I'm still very young and female and in no way can I be considered Mutton or Jeff yet ...:( 
      June 17, 2020 5:34 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)
      June 17, 2020 8:15 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    If you can't shut them up ,shut them down ...Breast feathers make make quite handy mufflers I'm told and nothing to just titter about if you're a Pheasant Plucker....:)D   
      June 16, 2020 7:02 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Guess it makes sense that birdies, at least female ones, have feathers on their titters.
      June 16, 2020 7:20 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    For Owls it would be a Hoot I think....:) D
      June 16, 2020 7:34 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Feathers on their hooters!
      June 16, 2020 7:48 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    They would get a Bill for a new Beak obviously...  :) 
      June 16, 2020 7:55 PM MDT
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  • 53509


     Shhhh!  Be belwy, belwy quiet; I’m hunting boids. 


    ~

      June 16, 2020 9:23 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Not anymore, Elmer.  Sorry, HBO Max yanked your hunting license and confiscated your guns.




      June 16, 2020 9:33 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Ohhhh, you bwonde wixen, you!

      June 16, 2020 11:27 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Oh, sorry Elmer.  The gun licensing board just saw this gif of you and denied your appeal.







      June 17, 2020 9:05 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    belwy belwy bewy bewy
      June 16, 2020 9:44 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Elmer has bigger things to worry about than grammar.  He has a meeting tomorrow with HBO Max's gun licensing board to explain why he put the barrel of his gun down the rabbit hole, had it come out of the the hollow in the tree behind him and then shot himself when he pulled the trigger.  Umm yeah, I don't think he's going to win that appeal.

      June 16, 2020 9:51 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    So much for gun control laws.
      June 16, 2020 9:56 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Grrrrrr. NOTHING is more important than grammar!  I demand an immediate annulment! (Wait, we should consummate first.)

    ~

      June 16, 2020 11:11 PM MDT
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  • 13277
      June 17, 2020 10:41 AM MDT
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